GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we gotta chat about the real scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more like just peeking. It's a whole vibe. You got your typical match, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! For example when that winger went flying into the boards, I swear, it looked like a comic book.